Whats in my FRIDGE?

FRIDGE: Yogurt, chocolate syrup, low fat milk, strawberries, 7 grain bread, 2 cartons of large eggs, fruit punch, green tea, bottled water (Poland spring), carrots, peanut butter, more chocolate syrup, jelly, watermelon martini mix, salad dressing, Cheddar cheese, mozzarella cheese, salami, ham, bacon,butter, mayonnaise (EW), mustard, wine, chocolate, baking soda, Mandarin oranges, leftover Chinese food, slim fast, salsa, taco sauce, olives, Parmesan cheese, more salad dressing, FREEZER # 1 Reese's, lean pockets, frozen dinners, frozen vegetables, York chocolate peppermint patties, frozen waffles, toaster strudels, sofrito, ice cube FREEZER #2 BACON ( turkey and pork), SHITLOAD OF ICE CREAM AND SORBET, a lot of frozen pizzas, meat ( chicken, beef, turkey) burgers, hot dogs, frozen french fries, melting chocolates ( for fondue) more bacon, smuckers uncrustables (strawberry jam and grape jam, YUM) THE END.

One thing I know about Americans is that we're lazy and want to find the easy way to do anything... including eating. I have a lot of easy things to make in my fridge and freezer like, microwavable lean pockets, those frozen dinners, frozen pizzas and even frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! whats easier to make than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!? I also have a lot of junk food, and by junk food I mean CHOCOLATE and ICE CREAM. America is known for eating a shitload of sweets and to no surprise I think theres more chocolate and chips and sweets in my house than there is healthy snacks. I do have some healthy things such as yogurt, fruit, water strawberries, etc which make good snacks also. I can bet that a lot of things I have in my refrigerator is also in other people fridges so I think there is a lot of overlapping in certain foods and drinks.